Thanks Mexico

From the land that brought you tacos, tequila, and illegal immigrants. Now they’ve presented the world with a plague that will no doubt kill us all, swine flu.

Origins- So apparently some mexican dude fucked a pig and now we have an impending global disaster.

Political implications-I can just see all the Lou Dobbs/Rush Limbuagh fans screaming a big “I told you so, you should have built a wall on the border!”

How this effects me- I was so proud of myself for getting through the whole spring semester without getting sick.

How this effects you- You will get seriously ill and either die or turn into a zombie

How this effects mexicans- And you thought anti-mexican sentiment was high before!

How this effects the NBA playoffs- I don’t know, there aren’t many mexicans in the NBA

How this effects Ron Mexico- Clearly he doesn’t need anymore bad PR

NBA Draft Lottery= This is why the NBA sucks

Nba draft, ok I wrote this offline, a half hour before the nba draft lottery, which by the way the draft lottery is the most retarded concept on earth, and it’s part of the reason why the nba sucks. The worst team is supposed to get the first pick, not a fucking bag of ping pong balls and a good luck wish. But I digress, before this draft order is revealed, I must admit I am a long suffering knicks fan, but for some reason I have a good feeling about how this lottery will shake out for the knicks. I almost want to say they’ll win it. But that’s a bit of a stretch. I do feel like they’ll break into the top 3.

 

Updated- Well the NBA once again proves why it is complete garbage. The Chicago Bulls won the lottery, despite the fact that they only had a 1% chance of winning the lottery. The Knicks got screwed and got the 6th pick, which means that they’ll get a non-all-star type player, like Channing Frye for example. And it insures that the knicks will be right back in the lottery next year, and it insures that they’ll get screwed again in 09 by the NBA’s stupid retarded draft lottery.