Mccain speech cliff notes.

Destroy teachers unions and privatize public schools so that they can reach new heights of failure

Solve oil crisis by drilling for more oil

Mccain wants war with Putin.

Russia is evil because it smashed a Cheney oil ally. 

More empty threats of violence from impotent old Mccain.

Mccain bables about how Vietnam was a just war.

Mccain fixes problems. By agreeing with everything Bush says.

Mccain loves war, really loves the Vietnam war. Did you know he was a POW. He may even be a bigger war hero than Bush.

(By the way, if you’re a hero in an unjust war are you really a hero or just another war criminal.)

Apparently the Vietnamese tortured John Mccain. Now Mccain supports torture. How ironic.

Mccain pledges not to save the country in it’s hour of need.

Chants of USA break out in the audience, because nobody knew that this speech was taking place in the USA.

Mccain loves the language of violence. Fight, war, kill, fight.

Some incredibly choreographed applause happens toward the end of his lack luster speech.

Cindy Mccain comes on stage. Clothed in fine fabrics and full of expensive pain killers.

Republicans should never be allowed to use Earth, Wind, and Fire songs. It’s like the Nazi’s using Marvin Gaye songs.

Plenty of uncle Tom’s at the republican convention. Some people just love the oppressor huh.

Sarah “Troll” Palin

Well, little Miss Moose Patrol gave her speech tonight. You know, the speech that was pre-written for her by Mccain’s handlers. Typical shit, alot of empty insults, and alot of red meat for the 4th Reich Republicans to enjoy. There was one thing that caught my ire though, it was when she went on about how Barack Obama wants to make government bigger. Perhaps she’s too stupid or too dishonest to admit that George W. Bush has presided over the largest expansion of government in the history of the United States. You really can’t make government any bigger or more wasteful than Bush has already made it.

Mccain is not a maverick. Mccain is impotent.

Palin and Ohio

Yesterday I wanted to write about how there is all ready a countdown for Sarah Palin’s step down from the VP slot. I wanted to talk about how the Sarah Palin debacle will be the gift that keeps on giving. But then I read an article about Palin’s former church and watched a video of a speech she gave there. Now I understand exactly why she was selected to be Mccain’s running mate. It’s about Ohio, it’s about the right wing evangelical vote, and it’s about dog whistle politics. The right wing evangelical psychos are going to flock to her because she speaks their language and because she is legitimately one of them. They won’t be turned off by the fact that she has absolutely no qualification to be president, they’ll actually be turned on by that. They’ll say that this is God’s hand upon her, and that she’s been raised up for such a time as this. To do battle with liberal godless heathens and the Obama nation. Her mission is simple, deliver Ohio unto thine master old man Mccain. Ohio has a very large evangelical constituency. They also have one of the worst public education systems in the nation. But I’m sure there is no correlation…

Sarah Palin. A disaster in progress

This should be fun. When old man Mccain first announced Sarah Palin as his VP pick most people didn’t even know who the hell she was. Surprisingly, the right wing evangelical retards were the first interest group to sound off with thunderous applause. They loved her conservative values, her hardcore christian credentials, and her gun nuttery. Never mind the fact that she has no foreign policy experience, and absolutely no qualification to be the second most powerful person in the world. But there was something else that was wrong with this picture right from the beginning.

I knew it was only a matter of time before the crazy shit started to come out about Palin and her past. The fun began saturday with this rumor about how Palin’s youngest child Trigg was not actually her baby, but the baby of her daughter Bristol. Yeah it may seem a little far fetched, but seriously don’t put anything passed right wing christian psychos. I know these type of people. Within hardcore christian families you’ll find high instances of teen pregnancy, alcohol and drug abuse, repressed homosexuality, and of course suicide. That is what religious oppression does to people, especially kids.

But now today the story gets a little weirder when Palin announced that her seventeen year old daughter Bristol actually is pregnant. Well, well, well, chalk up another win for abstinence only education! I wonder if anyone in the corporate news media will have the guts to ask her if she thinks abstinence only actually works, and if it does then why didn’t it work for your daughter?