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Bobby Jindal=Worst Speech Ever

February 24, 2009 · 1 Comment

Seriously, republitards if this guy is your best hope then you might as well forget about ever winning the presidency before 2020. And no, Marc Sanford and his southern effete accent won’t get the job done either. Nor will Rick Perry. And as for Sarah Palin, she is the gift that keeps on giving success to the Democratic Party. Lets hope she runs in 2012, that would be fun.

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GOP says “Hey we have a black guy too”!

January 30, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Hopefully someone will inform Micheal Steele that in fact the GOP already has a party leader and his name is Rush Limbaugh. Yup, Rush Limbaugh that good ole drug addicted, racist, fat piece of shit is the voice of the party, and he’s also it’s fat face. Micheal Steele was given the GOP party chairmanship in a superficial attempt to make the GOP look a little less racist and pitiful than it really is. America elected Barack Obama in a landslide, meanwhile Micheal Steele was no better than the GOP’s sixth choice for a virtually meaningless PR position. That should tell you all you need to know about the Republican party.

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The Palin Fixation

November 12, 2008 · 2 Comments

If you’re wondering why you’re seeing Sarah Palin’s stupid face all over the MSM this week it’s because the retarded little bitch is trying to make herself into a power player in the Republican party. It’s clear that the MSM loves her. But not for the reasons that you might think. The truth is, the MSM loves two things, a winner, or a disaster in progress. I’ll let you figure out which catergory fits Sarah Palin.

The rise of Sarah Palin all but guarantees the fall of the Republican party as a viable national party. The civil war within the party should be really fun to watch over the next eight years. Right now it’s pretty obvious that the two factions within the Republican party can no longer coexist. On one side you have the ignorant, uneducated, racist, white trash christian base of the Republican party. (also known as Palin supporters) Then on the other side you have the corporate Republicans, who look down on the shitty base with disdain, but know that they need those retards in order to win elections. The two sides lived in a tenuous harmony during the Bush years, but now all hell is about to break loose, and a Republican house divided against itself, cannot stand.

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