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Manny owners are officially fucked

I’ve had Manny on my fantasy baseball teams almost every year, except for this year. And the funny thing is last week I actually tried to trade for him. I was offering Joe Mauer and Carl Crawford. Glad that deal didn’t go down…

Thanks Mexico

From the land that brought you tacos, tequila, and illegal immigrants. Now they’ve presented the world with a plague that will no doubt kill us all, swine flu.

Origins- So apparently some mexican dude fucked a pig and now we have an impending global disaster.

Political implications-I can just see all the Lou Dobbs/Rush Limbuagh fans screaming a big “I told you so, you should have built a wall on the border!”

How this effects me- I was so proud of myself for getting through the whole spring semester without getting sick.

How this effects you- You will get seriously ill and either die or turn into a zombie

How this effects mexicans- And you thought anti-mexican sentiment was high before!

How this effects the NBA playoffs- I don’t know, there aren’t many mexicans in the NBA

How this effects Ron Mexico- Clearly he doesn’t need anymore bad PR

The greatest teabagger of them all

On broken video games

The ultimate insult you can bestow upon any video game is to say that not only is it not worth a buy, it’s not even worth a rent. MLB2K9 fits that insult perfectly. The game is truly a fucking disaster. How do I know this? Well, it’s because I own MLB2K8. You do remember MLB2K8, that wonderfully broken piece of shit that 2K released last year. It was filled with numerous bugs such as frame rate problems, mid game freezes, the worst base running controls of all time, broken fielding controls, numerous stat tracking glitches, and worst of all it literally has specific franchises that are unplayable because of constant freezes.

Do I sound like I’m a little angry about MLB2K8? Do you think some of that anger carried forward into MLB2K9? Yes it did, but it wasn’t anger that caused me not to buy or even rent MLB2K9. It was that shitty demo for MLB2K9 that sealed the deal and caused me not to even rent the game. Someone needs to explain to me how a company (2K) that can’t even make one decent MLB game somehow has four different MLB games on the market in one year? And shockingly all of those games turned out to be mediocore to poor quality. Go check the metacrtic score for that abomination known as MLB Front Office Manager. MLB2K9 didn’t fare much better either.

My message to 2K is this, you should immediately relinquish the MLB license agreement that has excluded EA from making an MLB game. Secondly, you should either shut down your MLB game studios completely or take the necessary two or three years to make a game that is at least worth a rent. Because right now there is no way in hell your MLB games division is profitable, and at this rate you’ll be bankrupt soon.

On right wing troll Mike Krzyzewski

Hey Coach K, maybe you should spend more time figuring out how to win NCAA basketball championships rather than criticizing President Obama. Oh and by the way coach, good luck recruiting the top black players when they find out you’re an Obama hating right wing troll.

“Coach K is a longtime Republican donor who made waves when he hosted a 2002 fundraiser for North Carolina senatorial candidate Elizabeth Dole at the university-owned Washington Duke Inn. His group, to the consternation of many non-Republican faculty and students, was called “Blue Devils for Dole.”

Spring forward has totally screwed up my bio rhythm. I’ve been tired and haven’t slept right all week.

GSP will win, again.

If you’ve watched any of the UFC Prime time shows you may have noticed B.J Penn has been talking the type of shit that goes above and beyond normal trash talking. It’s been along the lines of personal attacks and low class insults. It really says a lot about the type of person B.J Penn is. I find it rather curious that a man who was beaten the first time seems to run his mouth like he is undefeated.

GSP will beat Penn again. I really see no way B.J Penn can win except for a Matt Serra type of fluke. Penn has no gas tank, no heart, and no K.O power. GSP is far superior to him on every level of MMA except for maybe Jiu-Jitsu, and frankly I’m not really willing to concede that to Penn either. I don’t understand all the hype around Penn. Can someone please tell me who the fuck has B.J Penn ever beaten? Why is he held in such high regard? Perhaps it’s because he does occasionally show flashes of greatness and great technique. But more often he has show flashes of being a guy who is very good, but not great.

Frankly I don’t expect major fireworks in tonight’s fight. I expect some decent exchanges, I don’t think either fighter will get rocked. I expect GSP to score enough takedowns and GnP to win rounds, and I expect Penn to completely gas by the end of the third or fourth round. Watch their first fight, then watch GSP’s last fight against Fitch and then tell me why exactly Penn will win this one. He won’t…

Doing my best to ignore the Super Bowel that is in town for the week